Smelling bad should not be YOUR ultimate weapon.
There's nothing like retreating into the sanctity of your gas station hideout and recharging with the scent of cola. NOTHING. Ground oatmeal sloughs off the grime of the road and leaves you soft, smooth, and cola-y.
Ingredients: saponified olive oil, organic palm kernel oil, almond oil, avocado oil, castor oil, oatmeal, kaolin clay, sugar, salt, fragrance, colorant