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My Log Does Not Judge Lotion Bar

My Log Does Not Judge Lotion Bar

Fragrance Profile:
Earl Gray tea with a large squeeze of lemon

This product can be pushed up from the bottom of the tube. It takes a bit of effort to get it started, but the bar slides smoothly after the initial push!

Please note that the cardboard tube color may vary. We are currently only able to find this size in black.

Product Details

1.7 ounces packaged in a recyclable, biodegradable, compostable paperboard tube

Our push-up lotion bar formula is lightweight, long-lasting, and non-greasy. This premium, organic oil and butter blend provides targeted skin conditioning in a convenient, travel-friendly package.

Although this is our favorite paw pad formula, we believe it would also be lovely for your elbows, cuticles, knuckles, and feet!


Sal Butter, Babassu Seed Oil, Candelilla Wax, Mango Seed Butter, Apricot Kernel Oil, Macadamia Seed Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Sesame Seed Oil, Vitamin E Extract, Fragrance, Colorant

Human Usage

Apply to clean, dry skin. Discard after 18 months.

This product is heat-sensitive. Leaving it in a hot car, hot mailbox, or out in the sun may cause it to melt. Please refer to our FAQ for tips about saving melted products! Items that melt during transit are not eligible for refunds.

Regular price $ 16.00 USD
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Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
Leanna S.
Perfect for Elbows and Heels!

This product is super moisturizing without being overly greasy. I especially love using it on my dry elbows and heels, which really seem to act up in the autumn and winter. This has prevented my elbows from peeling, which is a huge feat! The smell is so fresh and citrusy - love it. I've also purchased this in Human Energy, which smells lovely as well!

Life Saver

I'll be carrying this everywhere I go. Works wonders!

Cory W.
The perfect lotion

Does great work smoothing out my dry skin without leaving me feeling greasy

Samantha M.
OMG I love this

I hate touching lotion, but obviously my legs really need it. This is the perfect solution and it smells ahhhmazing! Also, it travels really well. I can throw it in any luggage and not worry about the lotion getting all over my belongings.

Great for sensitive skin!

Whoa! I never leave reviews, but that’s how passionate I feel about this lotion. I suffer from pretty terrible excema on both elbows, made even worse during winter months. Anyways, this has changed up my elbow game! I was gifted this on Xmas, as my mom knows my love for TP (shout out mom!), I’m on day 3 of using this bar, maybe about 2-3 times a day annnnnnd my sore elbows are almost healed! Y’all that’s insane! I’ve tried everything and this magical lotion bar has healed my bows in THREE DAYS! Not to mention, I’m in love with this applicator, reminds me of a grown up Flinstone push pop from my baby years. I want to scream it to the world, “HEY WORLD! YOU NEED THIS!”