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My Log Does Not Judge Lotion Bar

My Log Does Not Judge Lotion Bar

Fragrance Profile:
Earl Gray tea with a large squeeze of lemon


This product can be pushed up from the bottom of the tube. It takes a bit of effort to get it started, but the bar slides smoothly after the initial push!

Please note that the cardboard tube color may vary. We are currently only able to find this size in black.

Product Details

1.7 ounces packaged in a recyclable, biodegradable, compostable paperboard tube

Our push-up lotion bar formula is lightweight, long-lasting, and non-greasy. This premium, organic oil and butter blend provides targeted skin conditioning in a convenient, travel-friendly package.

Although this is our favorite paw pad formula, we believe it would also be lovely for your elbows, cuticles, knuckles, and feet!

Ingredients

Sal Butter, Babassu Seed Oil, Candelilla Wax, Mango Seed Butter, Apricot Kernel Oil, Macadamia Seed Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Sesame Seed Oil, Vitamin E Extract, Fragrance, Colorant

Human Usage

Apply to clean, dry skin. Discard after 18 months.

This product is heat-sensitive. Leaving it in a hot car, hot mailbox, or out in the sun may cause it to melt. Please refer to our FAQ for tips about saving melted products! Items that melt during transit are not eligible for refunds.

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Leanna S.
Perfect for Elbows and Heels!

This product is super moisturizing without being overly greasy. I especially love using it on my dry elbows and heels, which really seem to act up in the autumn and winter. This has prevented my elbows from peeling, which is a huge feat! The smell is so fresh and citrusy - love it. I've also purchased this in Human Energy, which smells lovely as well!

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Adam
Life Saver

I'll be carrying this everywhere I go. Works wonders!

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Cory W.
The perfect lotion

Does great work smoothing out my dry skin without leaving me feeling greasy

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Samantha M.
OMG I love this

I hate touching lotion, but obviously my legs really need it. This is the perfect solution and it smells ahhhmazing! Also, it travels really well. I can throw it in any luggage and not worry about the lotion getting all over my belongings.

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Brittany
Great for sensitive skin!

Whoa! I never leave reviews, but that’s how passionate I feel about this lotion. I suffer from pretty terrible excema on both elbows, made even worse during winter months. Anyways, this has changed up my elbow game! I was gifted this on Xmas, as my mom knows my love for TP (shout out mom!), I’m on day 3 of using this bar, maybe about 2-3 times a day annnnnnd my sore elbows are almost healed! Y’all that’s insane! I’ve tried everything and this magical lotion bar has healed my bows in THREE DAYS! Not to mention, I’m in love with this applicator, reminds me of a grown up Flinstone push pop from my baby years. I want to scream it to the world, “HEY WORLD! YOU NEED THIS!”

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Frieda W.
Truly unique and wonderful!

Who'd a thunk - lotion in bar form But it really works. Just enough to give moisture to cuticles, elbows and feet. The scent is so light and clean! Will definitely keep this close by all winter long! (and I love all the creative names for ALL the products too)

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Julie C.
THE LOG!

So excited that this was finally back in stock and I was able to order it! I love it, thank you for making such great products!

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Denise
I want an economy-sized log!

Nice citrus and light spice scent, with a good texture. I love the stick applicator method. Nice for trying to stave off dry winter skin! I only wish it came in a larger size; I'll have to buy more next time!

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Kat
Great Packaging!

I love that this lotion bar is in this push pop kind of packaging, it's so GENIUS! I've used Lush bars before when my skin has been dry and lackluster, while I do love those, they are pretty messy and sometimes I hold off on using them because of that. The actual product is so great. The smell for me is def mild so if you're sensitive to smells this is a great option. In the bar, I do smell more of the tea and on me, it's not as noticeable. It smells mildly sweet, citrusy, and kind of creamy. Regardless I like the smell and I can tell it's growing on me. I would love to see this one day come in a bigger size, I'm a big fan of solid lotion bars more than regular lotion so I can foresee myself coming back for more.

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Emily K.
Wonderful lotion in a convenient bar.

It's took me a second to figure out the packaging, which it is pushed up like a push pop, but once I had that down this lotion is amazing, and smells lovely! It's a light scent that doesn't over power, and this also works really well on healed tattoos to keep them soft and hydrated!

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hollie k.
Always the best

I love love my log does not judge! It smells great and is perfect to moisturize my tattoos

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Jenn
My Log Does Not Judge

I'd been looking for a lotion stick(also want some hair lotion that doesn't leave my hair clumped together, hint hint) and was happy to find this one. Seriously the cutest packaging and a very light scent. Easy to use, absorbs right in. Not greasy!

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Kassi
Lovely :)

Honestly wasn't too sure how I felt about this at first, but I quickly fell in love with it! It's perfect for your little dry patches. It's not greasy and has a mild, but lovely scent. The packaging is awesome as well. Very unique!

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Marli
Smells great!

I have gone through about 5 of these in the past year, with the help of my husband. It has great portability and is especially wonderful for the hands and feet.

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Kaitlyn
Magic

The log may not judge, but my judgment of this lotion is that it is great! The packaging is one of my favorite things. Besides the Twin Peaks theme, it is so handy to have! It is easy to apply and carry with. It makes you feel soft, not greasy. I would recommend this to everyone. Margaret Lanterman and the Log would approve.

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beth
a hanbag staple

This is a wonderful product to carry with you at all times. Unlike traditional solid moisture bars that can be messy and hard to travel with, my log does not judge is housed in a great self containing stick form that is as great as can be but also mobile. That by no means makes it so you cannot have this as a staple in your bathroom, it just is an added bonus. I used this on my childs face also as it is an awsome target lotion where it makes it easy to get it in specific areas. Hands down, this will become your go to lotion that can remain by your side at all times. Too many benefits to list in one review.

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Cory
Quality

I've recommended this to just about everyone. This lotion makes my skin incredibly soft, and it smells great!

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Cynthia
We're all mad here.

This is currently my favorite thing, granted I love everything I've gotten here, and this is why:

1) Packaging (like always) is really cool.
2) I like the convenience of its "push pop" shape.
3) IT SMELLS BEAUTIFUL. It's so delicate and light, I love it.
4) it's not a greasy or sticky feeling lotion.

I hope there are plans in the making for other bars. Maybe for some of the butters.

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Klara
The good stuff

Such adorable packaging and such a sensual smell! I'm a sucker for things that have a nice packaging so I can show it off. That's why I initially bought this to try out and it smells lovely! Perfect, light summer smell. Great stuff for me since I tend to wash my hands a lot and it dries out my skin. Especially now that school's over and I'm at home most of the time. This way I can keep my skin moisturized and smell like lemony ice tea!

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Ashley
Nice

Truthfully I didnt see myself using something like this alot, but I do and I really like it. I use it on the backs of my hands, my elbows, cuticles, and feet. It smells really nice- very light and lemony and refreshing. I smell more lemon then tea, but thats okay- I really like the fragrance.

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Marissa
Love it

I've never used a lotion bar, but was so excited to try this because of the Log Lady reference. First off, the packaging is amazing--not only because of the Twin Peaks reference, but also because you push the lotion from the bottom like push pops! I'm obsessed! The lotion is the perfect size to throw into my purse, but I probably won't because I'd rather stare at the packaging! :). The scent has a whiff of lemon but it is not overpowering, and it goes on beautifully, not greasy at all.

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Jane
so cute!!!

I think this is actually my favorite of the group! The lemon is so refreshing. This stuff sinks right into your skin and doesn't leave it greasy or slick. I also love the body butter, but you have to scoop that out.... this you just push up from the bottom, rub it on, and then recap it, Love it!!

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alyson
Pleased with purchase

To be honest I hesitated buying this because I thought the price was a little high for a lotion bar. But I am a sucker for twin peaks and I couldnt resist the log packaging. I asked her about it and she said the same- she also said this paper tube was recyled and environmentlly friendly- but was more expensive then plastic. Anyway this smells AWESOME. Like lemon tea! I keep it in my purse for my hands- I like that I can just rub it on the backs of my hands and not need to use my fingertips. I also get TONS of compliments and curiousity when I pull it out! Of course no one else get s the twin peaks reference, but they love the smell and the texture of the bar!